So, Scott went to England for a few weeks in June. He's a bit of a goofball and a class clown type, so I can only imagine him out on the town with his partners in crime. Here is one story he did share with me...
Scott and a few of his friends went sight seeing in England. They hit all the important hot spots including a beautiful awe inspiring Cathedral. While standing in the heart of the cathedral trying to take in all the majesty someone in the group realized they needed to relieve themselves of some excess gas. So thinking they could be stealth the gassy guy promptly chose the "left cheek sneak" approach. While that might be in fact a fabulous approach to relief, it wasn't completely thought out. The main problem being the location in which the "cheek sneak" took place. The guys were in a huge cavernous STONE cathedral. So, instead of being a silent, no one was the wiser, type it ECHOED! Not only did it echo, but it continued to echo throughout the entire building over and over again. Not only was the certain someone little on the embarrassed side, but he quickly realized his friends were not the only ones laughing at him. As he continued to take pictures as if nothing had happened, he heard snickering coming from behind him. Yep, a small group of women tourists were in fact right behind the crazy guys when the incident took place. So, one of the Non-Gassy guys looked over to the group of women and said "Sorry, Ma'am we just can't take him anywhere."



8 comments:
That is stinking funny! :D
CRACK UP!! that's too funny :)
That is a great story!! I have a husband that would act the same way! :)
HAHAHAHA! Snort!
Jon and Scott would SO get along if they were ever in a Cathedral together...The two of them could just sit and pretend like it was the other one. They could be each other's pooting wingmen.
♡ TOOO funny! :)
Scott is such a dufus!!!!!
I was thinking "too stinking funny!" -- I see carrie beat me to it.
Isn't that SO funny that is only one story he shared with me, I can only imagine the rest of them!
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