Okay, so how bad do I suck? I just can't seem to get it together!! I feel like I run around like a lunatic all day & accomplish NOTHING! The elementary school had a book fair this week. ALL week long I told the girls we would go on Friday. So today after school when we get there all set to spend a fortune & a half on fun books for the kids on their fun "wish lists" only to find that the stupid book fair was over AT NOON today!! Holy crap are you kidding me? Of course my little Avery who is a bit more emotional than I'm used to; cried her little eyes out all the way home! Mom screwed up big time on that one! The saddest part is, that wasn't even the lamest thing I've done this week!!!
Avery has early day on Mondays, well instead of just getting out early the
kindergartners have to be there 30 minutes early! Are you serious? That is just mean! I'm lucky if I can remember they get out early let alone, GET her there early. So, we have a few minutes extra from when we drop off Sammy til Avery has to be there. So, this Monday I parked IN THE PARKING LOT, & told Avery to WAIT until the bus got there because we were a little early. No lie I sat there like a total moron for 20 minutes until I realized the reason the bus wasn't there yet was because she was now 22 minutes LATE! What a stinking IDIOT poor Avery has for a Mommy!
So, when I finally came out of my COMA, I didn't take Avery to the office to tell them she was late, I just opened the door & told her to "RUN LIKE THE WIND
BULLSEYE, You're LATE!! Oh, and tell your teacher your mom is just a RETARD! Have a nice day sweetie."
Then yesterday I had a
women's church meeting. For those of you who know, it was Enrichment. So I have to make the reminder calls about desserts. Well a couple women who had signed up to bring treats couldn't come. And, they of course offered to just bring their treats & drop them off. Well, that's crazy talk, so I just tell them not to worry about it & I'll make the treats. Well, what the hell was I thinking? Maybe that I'm not an idiot & can actually pull something off. So the treat I was going to make, I of course didn't have all the stupid ingredients for. So I load up all 15 of my kids, (ya know 4 does translate to 15 when you're a nut job) anyhow, I load up the kids & run to the stupid store. While I'm there I CHANGE my mind about what to make. That right there was the nail in the coffin for me! I actually get all the way home & realize that I don't have all the ingredients at home I thought I did. So now I have 2 partial recipes I can make. Well crap, now I'm outta time too! So what do I do? you ask. I throw together a lame brownie mix & cake mix cookies & store bought frosting. I know, I suck...
So then instead of just going to bed for the rest of the week to not only put myself out of my misery but my kids also, I decide to still be a mom & finish out the week with a BANG...
Avery had her first field trip today. They were going up the canyon to a little park. She is so excited & can't believe she gets to go & eat lunch with all her cute friends too. Woo
Hoo for Avery. I even made her PB & honey sandwich into a heart with a cookie cutter for her first school lunch. I know, I made HUGE points with her on that one. That's it for the week though, don't worry! Well, I drop her off & realize that the little
hoodie I put on her today isn't going to work & all the other kids are in their stinking PARKAS. I guess the memo I got about just bring a light jacket was the wrong memo! Well, it was looking like the weather was going to get nasty, so most moms probably stuck their heads out the door before dressing their kids. I just stuck to the memo! I told you IDIOT! So, I FLY home & grab her big coat & FLY back down to the school & chase down the bus she's getting on to give her her coat. While doing this I am now going to be late getting Sammy to preschool. So in literally 3 second flat I make him a PB & honey & throw it in a baggie for the car & brush his hair! But we forgot his stupid school bag, (that's the 3rd day in a row!).
I then run to get my sister & we run to get a birthday present for our mom. Well, we can't go to this particular mall without visiting the Sees Candy store. So we run down there & end up waiting in a longer line than I've ever seen except for at Christmas time. Instead of forgetting about my stupid chocolate fix, I decide to wait. Well, to make a long story even longer. We finally make it back to get Avery, 10 minutes late & Sammy 15 minutes late!! Thank Goodness I know
Sammys teacher & she knows I'm a
SHMO. So, we're all good, right...
& then the damn book fair disaster happened. It's been a GREAT week as far as moron moms go!
Just as icing on my "stupid" cake, my house smells like a dirty diaper exploded in it. And, I can't seem to find the stupid thing. I swear it's clean, but it still smells to me! YUCK!! I keep walking around sniffing everything & I think there might be a corpse rotting in the back of my car. I'm still investigating.... HELP!

I just threw these pictures in just for fun. These are a few of my cute
nieces. It's Morgan, my Avery,
Ryanne (as That Girl) & Hanna. Cute girls!

This is my Sammy. He dressed himself for preschool! What a guy, I think this look is called casual black tie! He's the BEST!