So, tonight I went to my cute friend
Alysons baby shower. It was so much fun! We met at a local Mexican Restaurant & I think we scared the crap out of the poor unsuspecting staff!
Hee hee, get a bunch of crazy women together, especially at a BABY SHOWER & it of course turns into going into labor stories, hilarious & not so hilarious pregnancy stories, and then of course the boob stories come out! I mean honestly, there just isn't a good "my labor took 12 hours" or "my water broke in the middle of dinner" story that doesn't end with talking about boobs! I know what all men are going to say, "yeah & what's the problem?" But, really nursing boobs are a different story. Trying to latch a screaming baby onto an overly ready to be nursed breast, when some other newborn cries during church & you realize you're leaking - IN PUBLIC! When you're a new Mom & still weepy you wake up one morning and realize you're drippy, everywhere! Retarded boobs that don't work, boobs that work double time! I know fun topic huh? But it was SO much fun to listen to everyone
elses crazy stories!!
One lady, (who is one of my favorites) told a story about being so tired after giving birth & leaving the hospital after a VERY short time & trying to wake up the baby to nurse & realizing it was actually her husband. I almost wet myself after that story!! She also had a dream that the baby had been in the bed with them & she lost her, so her husband woke up to her frantically searching the bed for the baby. The baby was of course sleeping soundly in her bassinet. I think we all have had similar stories to that.
So after the baby shower was over and since my kids were at home with their Dad, I decided to run to
Walmart. I was walking around
Walmart snickering to myself about all the funny things we had talked about. Yes, I was just another mental patient frequenting
Walmart late at night!
This is my question for you all... What are your funny labor, new baby, new Mommy or Daddy, trying to breast feed, stories? I want to hear them!! Lay 'em on me!!